A Zed & Two Noughts_
Identical twin zoologists lose their wives in a car crash caused by a white swan. They become obsessed with the death and decay of animals, and develop a strange and unusual relationship with the driver of the car, a woman who is now an amputee.
Starring
Frances Barber, Joss Ackland, Brian Deacon
Updated Feb 16, 2026
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Year context
A Zed & Two Noughts was released 41 years ago in 1985.
Overview
Identical twin zoologists lose their wives in a car crash caused by a white swan. They become obsessed with the death and decay of animals, and develop a str...
A Zed & Two Noughts is a Comedy, Drama film with a runtime of 1h 56m.
CAST (13)
Frances Barber
Venus de Milo
Joss Ackland
Van Hoyten
Brian Deacon
Oswald Deuce
Geoffrey Palmer
Fallast
Eric Deacon
Oliver Deuce
Andréa Ferréol
Alba Bewick
Jim Davidson
Joshua Plate
Wolf Kahler
Felipe Arc-en-Ciel
Ken Campbell
Stephen Pipe
Guusje van Tilborgh
Caterina Bolnes
AB
Agnès Brulet
Beta Bewick
David Attenborough
Himself - Documentary Narrator (voice)
Gerard Thoolen
Van Meegeren
BOX OFFICE
$650K
Budget
DETAILS
Release
Status
Released
Runtime
116 min (1h 56m)
Language
English
Country
Rating
7.0/10 (173 votes)
Popularity
1
Budget
$650,000
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What is A Zed & Two Noughts about?
Identical twin zoologists lose their wives in a car crash caused by a white swan. They become obsessed with the death and decay of animals, and develop a strange and unusual relationship with the driver of the car, a woman who is now an amputee.
How long is A Zed & Two Noughts?
A Zed & Two Noughts has a runtime of 116 minutes (1h 56m).
Who stars in A Zed & Two Noughts?
The cast of A Zed & Two Noughts includes Frances Barber, Joss Ackland, Brian Deacon, Geoffrey Palmer, Eric Deacon.
What is the rating of A Zed & Two Noughts?
A Zed & Two Noughts has a rating of 7.0 out of 10 based on 173 votes on TMDB.
GENRES (2)
Comedy
Drama