DRAMA . 2003 . 1h 30m . 5.9/10

Heartlands_

"An offbeat road trip... An exciting new world!"

Gentle Colin 'Col' Lawes happily lead a quiet life, running a news agency with his soiled-rotten wife Sandra and playing competition darts in the Atletic Arms team. Colin catches her committing adultery with team captain Geoff, a cop, who pretends Colin abused her. Col is thrown off the team just after it qualified for the league finals in Blackpool. He decides to travel there alone, hoping to win her back.

Starring Michael Sheen, Mark Addy, Eric Bristow
5.9/10
Rating
1h 30m
Runtime
2003
Year
Updated Feb 16, 2026
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An offbeat road trip... An exciting new world!

Gentle Colin 'Col' Lawes happily lead a quiet life, running a news agency with his soiled-rotten wife Sandra and playing competition darts in the Atletic Arms team. Colin catches her committing adultery with team captain Geoff, a cop, who pretends Colin abused her. Col is thrown off the team just after it qualified for the league finals in Blackpool. He decides to travel there alone, hoping to win her back.

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Cast
Michael Sheen stars as Colin in Heartlands.
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Year context
Heartlands was released 23 years ago in 2003.
Overview
Gentle Colin 'Col' Lawes happily lead a quiet life, running a news agency with his soiled-rotten wife Sandra and playing competition darts in the Atletic Arm...
Heartlands is a Drama, Comedy film with a runtime of 1h 30m.

CAST (20)

Michael Sheen
Michael Sheen
Colin
Mark Addy
Mark Addy
Ron
Eric Bristow
Eric Bristow
The Crafty Cockney
Russ Bray
Russ Bray
Darts Announcer
Jim Carter
Jim Carter
Geoff
Celia Imrie
Celia Imrie
Sonja
Mark Strong
Mark Strong
Ian
Phillipa Peak
Phillipa Peak
Sarah
JR
Jane Robbins
Sandra
Ruth Jones
Ruth Jones
Mandy
Paul Shane
Paul Shane
Zippy
Alan Williams
Alan Williams
Deno
James Corden
James Corden
Shady
Joe Dempsie
Joe Dempsie
Craig
Rupert Procter
Rupert Procter
Trevor
Rob Jarvis
Rob Jarvis
Bob Derby
BR
Bill Rodgers
Dennis
KR
Kate Rusby
Herself
SS
Silas-Paul Simpson
Andy
RH
Russell Hayes
Russ

DETAILS

Release
Status
Released
Runtime
90 min (1h 30m)
Rating
5.9/10 (22 votes)

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What is Heartlands about?
Gentle Colin 'Col' Lawes happily lead a quiet life, running a news agency with his soiled-rotten wife Sandra and playing competition darts in the Atletic Arms team. Colin catches her committing adultery with team captain Geoff, a cop, who pretends Colin abused her. Col is thrown off the team just after it qualified for the league finals in Blackpool. He decides to travel there alone, hoping to win her back.
How long is Heartlands?
Heartlands has a runtime of 90 minutes (1h 30m).
Who stars in Heartlands?
The cast of Heartlands includes Michael Sheen, Mark Addy, Eric Bristow, Russ Bray, Jim Carter.
What is the rating of Heartlands?
Heartlands has a rating of 5.9 out of 10 based on 22 votes on TMDB.

GENRES (2)

Drama Comedy
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