Holy Water_
"Time for a stiff drink"
The village of Kilcoulins Leap was once a thriving spa town, and was home to a famous Holy Well, but now offers little by way of employment for its people, and its decline seems inexorable. When local Postie, Podger Byrnes, comes up with a plan to hijack a consignment of Viagra, and sell it on the open market in Amsterdam, his friends are desperate enough to try it. Not counting on the muscular response of Viagra's makers, the boys panic and hide the lorry load of Viagra down the town's Holy Well.
Starring
John Lynch, Cornelius Clarke, Lochlann Ó Mearáin
Box Office
$148K
Updated Feb 16, 2026
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Year context
Holy Water was released 17 years ago in 2009.
Overview
The village of Kilcoulins Leap was once a thriving spa town, and was home to a famous Holy Well, but now offers little by way of employment for its people, a...
Holy Water is a Comedy film with a runtime of 1h 33m.
CAST (20)
John Lynch
Tom Gaffney
CC
Cornelius Clarke
Podger Byrnes
Lochlann Ó Mearáin
Donal O'Connell
Cian Barry
Sean Casey
Susan Lynch
Geraldine Gaffney
Deirdre Mullins
Kate Mulvey
Linda Hamilton
Cory Williams
Tommy Lister Jr.
SixPac Jordan
Stanley Townsend
Inspector Brian Hogan
Angeline Ball
PC Anne Mooney
RC
Ray Callaghan
Uncle Tim
Frank Dunne
Old Ned Lynch
Dermot Crowley
Father Grogan
Pascal Scott
Mihal Casey
MM
Marianne March
Sheila Casey
Lisa Catara
Kimberley Lopez
DC
Dara Clear
Pat
Conor Moloney
Mike
Veronica Quilligan
Frannie O'Dea
CC
Chrissie Cotterill
Mrs. Skelly
BOX OFFICE
$148K
Revenue
DETAILS
Release
Status
Released
Runtime
93 min (1h 33m)
Country
IE
Rating
5.6/10 (66 votes)
Box Office
$148,498
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What is Holy Water about?
The village of Kilcoulins Leap was once a thriving spa town, and was home to a famous Holy Well, but now offers little by way of employment for its people, and its decline seems inexorable. When local Postie, Podger Byrnes, comes up with a plan to hijack a consignment of Viagra, and sell it on the open market in Amsterdam, his friends are desperate enough to try it. Not counting on the muscular response of Viagra's makers, the boys panic and hide the lorry load of Viagra down the town's Holy Well.
How long is Holy Water?
Holy Water has a runtime of 93 minutes (1h 33m).
Who stars in Holy Water?
The cast of Holy Water includes John Lynch, Cornelius Clarke, Lochlann Ó Mearáin, Cian Barry, Susan Lynch.
How much did Holy Water make at the box office?
Holy Water earned $148,498 worldwide at the box office.
What is the rating of Holy Water?
Holy Water has a rating of 5.6 out of 10 based on 66 votes on TMDB.
GENRES (1)
Comedy
