If a Thousand Clarinets_
A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.
Starring
Jana Brejchová, Waldemar Matuška, Hana Hegerová
Updated Feb 16, 2026
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Year context
If a Thousand Clarinets was released 61 years ago in 1965.
Overview
A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by...
If a Thousand Clarinets is a Comedy, Music, Fantasy film with a runtime of 2h 16m.
CAST (20)
Jana Brejchová
Tereza
Waldemar Matuška
Patrik
Hana Hegerová
Edita
Eva Pilarová
Klaudia
Karel Gott
Benjamin
Jiří Suchý
parašutista
Jiří Šlitr
parašutista
Pavlína Filipovská
chovanka
Jana Malknechtová
Jana
Jiří Jelínek
Nicolas
Vlastimil Brodský
pluk. Helmuth
Martin Růžek
ministr
DV
Darek Vostřel
kulatý major
Václav Lohniský
stařičký major
KM
Karel Mareš
RC
Rudolf Cortés
velitel hudby
Ota Žebrák
Jiří Bruder
VH
Vladimír Hrabánek
Jiří Lír
DETAILS
Release
Status
Released
Runtime
136 min (2h 16m)
Country
XC
Rating
7.3/10 (12 votes)
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What is If a Thousand Clarinets about?
A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.
How long is If a Thousand Clarinets?
If a Thousand Clarinets has a runtime of 136 minutes (2h 16m).
Who stars in If a Thousand Clarinets?
The cast of If a Thousand Clarinets includes Jana Brejchová, Waldemar Matuška, Hana Hegerová, Eva Pilarová, Karel Gott.
What is the rating of If a Thousand Clarinets?
If a Thousand Clarinets has a rating of 7.3 out of 10 based on 12 votes on TMDB.
GENRES (3)
Comedy
Music
Fantasy