If I Had Legs I'd Kick You_
"Everything is under control."
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Updated Feb 16, 2026
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Box office
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You earned $1.3M against a $1.5M budget.
Year context
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released 1 year ago in 2025.
CAST (20)
Rose Byrne
Linda
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Christian Slater
Father
EK
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Ella Beatty
Kate
Helen Hong
Eva
Daniel Zolghadri
Stephen
Josh Pais
Brad
Ronald Bronstein
Caroline's Husband (voice)
LW
Lark White
Vanessa
Laurence Blum
Police Officer
Amy Judd Lieberman
Melanie
CS
Char Sidney
Nurse
CREW
Director
Writer
BOX OFFICE
$1.5M
Budget
$1.3M
Revenue
-10%
ROI
UNDERPERFORMED
Verdict
STUDIOS (4)
A24
Central Pictures
Fat City
Bronxburgh
DETAILS
Release
Status
Released
Runtime
113 min (1h 53m)
Language
English
Country
Rating
6.5/10 (162 votes)
Popularity
7
Budget
$1,500,000
Box Office
$1,346,808
Profit
$-153,192
IMDB
Trailer
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You about?
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a runtime of 113 minutes (1h 53m).
Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was directed by Mary Bronstein.
Who stars in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
The cast of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You includes Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn.
How much did If I Had Legs I'd Kick You make at the box office?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You earned $1,346,808 worldwide at the box office. The production budget was $1,500,000.
What is the rating of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a rating of 6.5 out of 10 based on 162 votes on TMDB.
GENRES (1)
Drama
KEYWORDS (9)
hotel
therapist
female protagonist
sick child
motherhood
woman director
absent husband
psychological drama
mysterious illness