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"This ain't no 90210"
It's the day before Christmas, the day before John's 21st birthday. He's a prostitute on Santa Monica Blvd in L.A., and he wants to spend that night and the next day at the posh Park Plaza Hotel. Meanwhile, Donner, a lad new to the streets, wants John to leave the city with him. John spends the day trying to figure out how to deal with Donner's friendship.
Starring
David Arquette, Lukas Haas, John C. McGinley
Updated Feb 16, 2026
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Year context
Johns was released 30 years ago in 1996.
Overview
It's the day before Christmas, the day before John's 21st birthday. He's a prostitute on Santa Monica Blvd in L.A., and he wants to spend that night and the ...
Johns is a Drama, Romance film with a runtime of 1h 36m.
CAST (14)
David Arquette
John
Lukas Haas
Donner
John C. McGinley
Danny Cohen
Keith David
Homeless John
Wilson Cruz
Mikey
Tony Epper
Santa Claus
Richard T. Jones
Alanna Ubach
Nikki
N'Bushe Wright
Junkie
Elliott Gould
Terrence Howard
Jimmy the Warlock
Arliss Howard
John Cardoza
Nicky Katt
Mix
Nina Siemaszko
Prostitute
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What is Johns about?
It's the day before Christmas, the day before John's 21st birthday. He's a prostitute on Santa Monica Blvd in L.A., and he wants to spend that night and the next day at the posh Park Plaza Hotel. Meanwhile, Donner, a lad new to the streets, wants John to leave the city with him. John spends the day trying to figure out how to deal with Donner's friendship.
How long is Johns?
Johns has a runtime of 96 minutes (1h 36m).
Who stars in Johns?
The cast of Johns includes David Arquette, Lukas Haas, John C. McGinley, Keith David, Wilson Cruz.
What is the rating of Johns?
Johns has a rating of 5.2 out of 10 based on 24 votes on TMDB.
GENRES (2)
Drama
Romance