Nikos the Impaler_
"He's going to paint the town red… blood red."
Due to a botched robbery attempt, a ruthless Romanian barbarian is somehow resurrected in modern day New York and begins wreaking havoc on a small Manhattan art-house. Chaos ensues as the patrons of the establishment band together to fight for their lives.
Starring
Joe Zaso, Felissa Rose, Andreas Schnaas
Updated Feb 16, 2026
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Year context
Nikos the Impaler was released 23 years ago in 2003.
Overview
Due to a botched robbery attempt, a ruthless Romanian barbarian is somehow resurrected in modern day New York and begins wreaking havoc on a small Manhattan ...
Nikos the Impaler is a Thriller, Comedy, Horror film with a runtime of 1h 41m.
CAST (11)
Joe Zaso
Frank Heller
Felissa Rose
Sandra Kane
Andreas Schnaas
Nikos a lu Unziceanu
AT
Antonio Tomahawk
Prince Vajk lu Rusu
Jasi Cotton Lanier
Officer Felice
DC
Darian Caine
Hollie
Lloyd Kaufman
Lloyd
Debbie Rochon
Debbie
Tina Krause
Eva Braun
FF
Frank Franconeri
Bran
Danny Lopes
BOX OFFICE
$65K
Budget
DETAILS
Release
Status
Released
Runtime
101 min (1h 41m)
Country
Rating
3.2/10 (13 votes)
Budget
$65,000
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What is Nikos the Impaler about?
Due to a botched robbery attempt, a ruthless Romanian barbarian is somehow resurrected in modern day New York and begins wreaking havoc on a small Manhattan art-house. Chaos ensues as the patrons of the establishment band together to fight for their lives.
How long is Nikos the Impaler?
Nikos the Impaler has a runtime of 101 minutes (1h 41m).
Who stars in Nikos the Impaler?
The cast of Nikos the Impaler includes Joe Zaso, Felissa Rose, Andreas Schnaas, Antonio Tomahawk, Jasi Cotton Lanier.
What is the rating of Nikos the Impaler?
Nikos the Impaler has a rating of 3.2 out of 10 based on 13 votes on TMDB.
GENRES (3)
Thriller
Comedy
Horror