COMEDY . 1997 . 1h 22m . 5.1/10

Pearls and Swine_

Lisa wants to take a cruise, hubby Finnbogi schemes to make money. He buys a dilapidated bakery. They get lucky when Karolina, who bakes great cakes, offers to work for them. She's the mother of Marta, head of the area's largest bakery, and the two have quarreled. Marta can't abide mom's rebellion or the rival bakery's success, so she inveigles Finnbogi to invest in porn toys without telling Lisa. Where does he get the cash? From his son Bjartmar, who has promised Russian sailors he'll arrange the purchase of ten Landas. The Russians are coming to collect their cars, Finnbogi hasn't sold a single dildo, hard-bitten Marta plans one more nasty trick. How can Lisa get her cruise?

Starring Fannar Guðmundsson, Ólafía Hrönn Jónsdóttir, Ólafur Darri Ólafsson
5.1/10
Rating
1h 22m
Runtime
1997
Year
Updated Feb 16, 2026
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Lisa wants to take a cruise, hubby Finnbogi schemes to make money. He buys a dilapidated bakery. They get lucky when Karolina, who bakes great cakes, offers to work for them. She's the mother of Marta, head of the area's largest bakery, and the two have quarreled. Marta can't abide mom's rebellion or the rival bakery's success, so she inveigles Finnbogi to invest in porn toys without telling Lisa. Where does he get the cash? From his son Bjartmar, who has promised Russian sailors he'll arrange the purchase of ten Landas. The Russians are coming to collect their cars, Finnbogi hasn't sold a single dildo, hard-bitten Marta plans one more nasty trick. How can Lisa get her cruise?

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Cast
Fannar Guðmundsson stars as Barn in Pearls and Swine.
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Year context
Pearls and Swine was released 29 years ago in 1997.
Overview
Lisa wants to take a cruise, hubby Finnbogi schemes to make money. He buys a dilapidated bakery. They get lucky when Karolina, who bakes great cakes, offers ...
Pearls and Swine is a Comedy film with a runtime of 1h 22m.

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Release
Status
Released
Runtime
82 min (1h 22m)
Country
IS
Rating
5.1/10 (4 votes)

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What is Pearls and Swine about?
Lisa wants to take a cruise, hubby Finnbogi schemes to make money. He buys a dilapidated bakery. They get lucky when Karolina, who bakes great cakes, offers to work for them. She's the mother of Marta, head of the area's largest bakery, and the two have quarreled. Marta can't abide mom's rebellion or the rival bakery's success, so she inveigles Finnbogi to invest in porn toys without telling Lisa. Where does he get the cash? From his son Bjartmar, who has promised Russian sailors he'll arrange the purchase of ten Landas. The Russians are coming to collect their cars, Finnbogi hasn't sold a single dildo, hard-bitten Marta plans one more nasty trick. How can Lisa get her cruise?
How long is Pearls and Swine?
Pearls and Swine has a runtime of 82 minutes (1h 22m).
Who stars in Pearls and Swine?
The cast of Pearls and Swine includes Fannar Guðmundsson, Ólafía Hrönn Jónsdóttir, Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, Jóhann Sigurðarson, Edda Björgvinsdóttir.
What is the rating of Pearls and Swine?
Pearls and Swine has a rating of 5.1 out of 10 based on 4 votes on TMDB.

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Comedy
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