Tales from the Crapper_
"Twice the monsters! Twice the fat guys! Twice the lesbians! Twice the boobies!"
The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
Starring
Julie Strain, Lloyd Kaufman, Arban Ornelas
Updated Feb 16, 2026
WHERE TO WATCH
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Year context
Tales from the Crapper was released 22 years ago in 2004.
Overview
The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
Tales from the Crapper is a Science Fiction, Horror, Comedy film with a runtime of 1h 30m.
CAST (20)
Julie Strain
Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Lloyd Kaufman
The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
AO
Arban Ornelas
Soul Stripper (as Arban)
Masuimi Max
Sexy Asian Vampire
Kevin Eastman
Travis Dance
RZ
Rob Zazzali
Timmy
JH
Joel Himelhoch
Chief Doublestump
Elwood Carlisle
Private Dick Sam Black
Jorge Garcia
Racoon Head
Randy Sklar
News Anchor
Jason Sklar
News Anchor
Debbie Rochon
Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
Joe Fleishaker
Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
James Gunn
Himself
EJ
Elizabeth Johnson
James' Assistant
India Allen
Sally Sterks
Ronn Surels
Deke the Red Herring
Antonia Dorian
Larry the Stripper
IS
Isabelle Stephen
Lesbian Art Student #1
KP
Kelli Powers
Lesbian Art Student #2
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What is Tales from the Crapper about?
The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
How long is Tales from the Crapper?
Tales from the Crapper has a runtime of 90 minutes (1h 30m).
Who stars in Tales from the Crapper?
The cast of Tales from the Crapper includes Julie Strain, Lloyd Kaufman, Arban Ornelas, Masuimi Max, Kevin Eastman.
What is the rating of Tales from the Crapper?
Tales from the Crapper has a rating of 4.2 out of 10 based on 24 votes on TMDB.
GENRES (3)
Science Fiction
Horror
Comedy