The Hebrew Hammer_
"Part man. Part street. 100% Kosher."
When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.
Starring
Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Andy Dick
Box Office
$95K
Updated Feb 16, 2026
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Box office
The Hebrew Hammer earned $95K against a $2.0M budget.
Year context
The Hebrew Hammer was released 23 years ago in 2003.
The Hebrew Hammer is a Action, Comedy film with a runtime of 1h 21m.
CAST (20)
Adam Goldberg
Mordechai Jefferson Carver
Judy Greer
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Andy Dick
Damian Claus
Mario Van Peebles
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
Peter Coyote
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Nora Dunn
Mrs. Carver
Sean Whalen
Tiny Tim
Tony Cox
Jamal
Richard Riehle
Santa
Melvin Van Peebles
Sweetback
Rachel Dratch
Tikva
Harrison Chad
Schlomo
JP
Jim Petersmith
Skinhead Bartender
Annie McEnroe
Mrs. Highsmith
Grant Rosenmeyer
Young Mordechai
Elaine Hendrix
Blonde Bombshell
AB
Ayelet Ben-Hur
Israeli Rental Agent
Alex Corrado
Tony
BD
Brad Duck
Jimmy
Jason Fuchs
Adolescent Hasidic Boy
BOX OFFICE
$2.0M
Budget
$95K
Revenue
-95%
ROI
FLOP
Verdict
DETAILS
Release
Status
Released
Runtime
81 min (1h 21m)
Country
Rating
5.4/10 (65 votes)
Budget
$2,000,000
Box Office
$94,615
Profit
$-1,905,385
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What is The Hebrew Hammer about?
When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.
How long is The Hebrew Hammer?
The Hebrew Hammer has a runtime of 81 minutes (1h 21m).
Who stars in The Hebrew Hammer?
The cast of The Hebrew Hammer includes Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Andy Dick, Mario Van Peebles, Peter Coyote.
How much did The Hebrew Hammer make at the box office?
The Hebrew Hammer earned $94,615 worldwide at the box office. The production budget was $2,000,000.
What is the rating of The Hebrew Hammer?
The Hebrew Hammer has a rating of 5.4 out of 10 based on 65 votes on TMDB.
GENRES (2)
Action
Comedy