The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon_
"IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
Starring
Paul Clemens, Michael James Kacey, Fay Kato
Updated Feb 16, 2026
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Year context
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon was released 18 years ago in 2008.
Overview
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for...
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon is a Comedy, Horror film with a runtime of 0h 10m.
CAST (6)
Paul Clemens
Jack Cucchiaio
Michael James Kacey
The Doctor
Fay Kato
The Mystic
Melissa Paladino
The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan
The Murderer
Richard Gale
Narrator (voice)
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What is The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon about?
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
How long is The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon?
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon has a runtime of 10 minutes (0h 10m).
Who stars in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon?
The cast of The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon includes Paul Clemens, Michael James Kacey, Fay Kato, Melissa Paladino, Brian Rohan.
What is the rating of The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon?
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon has a rating of 6.7 out of 10 based on 151 votes on TMDB.
GENRES (2)
Comedy
Horror