The Watermelon_
"A film about how really weird stuff can happen."
Newly divorced, Achilles Pumpkinseed lives alone in the house left to him by his deceased mother. Depressed and adrift, he spends his days smoking pot and watching television, usually alone but sometimes with his equally rootless friend Patroclus. One day an unexpected visitor named Homer shows up at Achilles' doorstep, bearing an unusual gift: an old dilapidated camping trailer painted like a child's image of a watermelon. Achilles' life will never be the same. Until it is. Sort of.
Starring
Will Beinbrink, Kiersten Morgan, Elyse Ashton
Updated Feb 16, 2026
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Year context
The Watermelon was released 18 years ago in 2008.
Overview
Newly divorced, Achilles Pumpkinseed lives alone in the house left to him by his deceased mother. Depressed and adrift, he spends his days smoking pot and wa...
The Watermelon is a Comedy, Drama, Romance film with a runtime of 1h 32m.
CAST (4)
Will Beinbrink
Achilles Pumpkinseed
KM
Kiersten Morgan
Persephone
EA
Elyse Ashton
The Ex-Wife / Antigone
Julia Aks
Artist
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What is The Watermelon about?
Newly divorced, Achilles Pumpkinseed lives alone in the house left to him by his deceased mother. Depressed and adrift, he spends his days smoking pot and watching television, usually alone but sometimes with his equally rootless friend Patroclus. One day an unexpected visitor named Homer shows up at Achilles' doorstep, bearing an unusual gift: an old dilapidated camping trailer painted like a child's image of a watermelon. Achilles' life will never be the same. Until it is. Sort of.
How long is The Watermelon?
The Watermelon has a runtime of 92 minutes (1h 32m).
Who stars in The Watermelon?
The cast of The Watermelon includes Will Beinbrink, Kiersten Morgan, Elyse Ashton, Julia Aks.
What is the rating of The Watermelon?
The Watermelon has a rating of 4.3 out of 10 based on 6 votes on TMDB.
GENRES (3)
Comedy
Drama
Romance